1.03: Before I Forget
Allison: Be reasonable, Carter.
Jack: I went back to check some of my own personal files and they'd been classified. I mean, they're my files.
Allison: It's not my fault that there are things about yourself that you're just not cleared to know.
Jack: Yeah, I'd hate to stumble across something that if I told me I'd have to kill me. Right? I mean, what's next? Are they going to classify the contents of my fridge? My underwear drawer?
Allison: You think agents of a foreign government would be after your underwear?
Jack: Maybe. I can pretty up when I want to.
Putnam: Sir, you should know your daughter's an incredible talent. Her audition - she was black body? radiation in 1901. Change the paradigm *snaps fingers* Let's roll.
Jack: What about his wife?
Henry: Amazing. Amazing scientist.
Jack: No, I meant what about his wife and you?
Nathan: The goal is to allow twelve men to be able to clear out an entire insurgent stronghold. Army's all stocked up on insurgent strongholds right now.
Jack: Insert tab epsilon into slot gamma. Okay. Who writes instructions in Greek letters anyway?
Jo: Believe it or not, Carter, I didn't have childhood dreams of becoming a commando.
Jack: So you went from being told to break a leg to actually breaking them.
Jo: (to Jack) Your argument is so strong it's almost petty of me to ask - how?
Jack: I gotta go see a man about a thing - device - gizmo.
Kim: Did we even kiss?
Henry: Couldn't have been that great a kiss if we have to ask.
Jack: I figured it all out. I know what you're up to.
Jason: In regards to?
Jack: I know you have a device that can create a wormhole, or bend time, or make you invisible. A wormholing, time bending, invisibling device that shields you from the mind.
Nathan: Yes, he said 'invisibling'.
Jack: How are you so strong?
Jo: Well, I'm strong, but I'm scrappy.
Jack: I outsmarted you.
Jason: Now I know you're hallucinating.