1.08: Right as Raynes

Jack: S.A.R.A.H., if this is supposed to be the house of the future, how come there's only one bathroom? Is there a shortage of bathrooms in the future?

Nathan: I swear to god, Fargo, the world better be on fire.

Jack: Traffic cop is so not in my job description.
Allison: You must not have read the small print. But on the bright side, the orange really brings out your eyes.

Allison: So come on, I'll let you buy me a cup of coffee.
Jack: It's free.
Allison: Well, in that case I'll buy.

Jo: S2 to S1. Repeat, S2 to S1. Over.
Jack: Jo, it's just you and me. You can feel free to be a little less formal.

Calistor: You didn't say 'over'.
Jack: I know. It's gonna bug her all day long.

Jo: What happened between Calistor and me was private.
Jack: Yeah, I gathered that from the way you handled it so discretely in a very public cafe.

Jo: Uh, guys. I shut the fence down a while ago.

Zoe: Guest or patient?
Calistor: Excuse me?
Zoe: Are you a guest or a patient?
Calistor: I have a room here, if that's what you mean.
Zoe: Yes, but is it padded?

Jack: Okay. Not where I thought this was going.

Jo: It's just my luck, right? All the good ones are either gay, married or robots.

Jack: You were right before. If you'd called and asked to come to Eureka, I would have said no. And I would have regretted it for the rest of my life.

Nathan: Remember what Alan Turing said?
Calistor: He figured God could give a computer a soul if he wanted to. Do you think that's true.
Nathan: I know it is.