Jack: It's hot today, huh?
Jack: Pretty hot in that uniform. Very hot.
Jo: Excuse me?
Jack: Well, I'm just saying if you wanna get comfortable you could take something of. It's fine. We're alone. All alone.
Nathan: I think I'm with Sherriff Grabass. This seems to be a ridiculous waste of time.
Allison: Actually, you know what, I could use you.
Jack: I'm not a piece of meat. I got feelings, emotions. Needs.
Callie: I freaked you out, didn't I?
Jack: A little, yeah. But I mean you got to admit that having Jo explode a toilet was a pretty good diversion.
Jo: Carter, listen...
Jack: Forget it. It was an in the moment thing.
Jo: Good, okay. Are we still in the moment? Because I'd really like to do it again.
Jack: Uh, we're gonna lie you down.
Jo: Yeah, let's lie down.
Jo: First off, I was totally insane before. For the record, I do not now nor have I ever wanted to jump you. You believe me, right?
Jack: Well, I don't know. I mean, maybe you just got tired of staring at Lake Carter and had to take a dip.
Nathan: Carter, the man we're talking about is a Nobel Laureate.
Jack: Yeah and maybe a psychopath. So, like you but violent.
Nathan: Give me time.
Jack: Do you need something?
Allison: No, I'm good. I just love the way your lips move when you talk.
Jack & Nathan: Excuse me?
Dr. Young: Dr. Blake, that is a wildly inappropriate comment.
Nathan: Not to mention bizarre.
Allison: (about Jack) When he was in here I couldn't think. I just wanted him.
Dr. Young: It was horrible.
Nathan: I can only imagine.
Jack: Jo kissed me but I didn't put it together.
Nathan: Deputy Lupo kissed you and you didn't think there was anything wrong with that?
Jack: Well, I've been working out. I'm looking pretty good.
Allison: Carter, I can't have you running around out there. You're too irresistible.
Jack: Dr. Stone.
Dr. Stone: Um, Sherriff. I'm guessing you didn't find the massage oil.
Dr. Stone: I just thought it was the old spark coming back, you know?
Jack: You didn't think it was a little extreme when your wife imprisoned you in your bedroom?
Dr. Stone: I guess I just wanted to believe that she loved me that much.
Zane: Where's your boyfriend? What? Sounded like true love.
Jo: No, it sounded like temporary insanity.
Jack: Prehistoric love spores is the oldest dodge in the book.