Stargate: Atlantis - Audio Books

In which Rodney is never the main character but somehow manages to get the best lines anyway.

01. A Necessary Evil (Sharon Gosling)

Sheppard: I don't know about the rest of you, but I could kill for a fresh steak sandwich every now and then.
Rodney: Exploration dictated by your stomach. I'm sure tax payers would be delighted to hear about that.

Sheppard: It just needs you to do a bit of fixing up.
Rodney: Oh, and once again it comes back to me doing all the work while you stand around with a gun and ogle the womenfolk.

03. Zero Point (James Swallow)

Rodney: I'll tell you what is curious, Radek. That you're making yourself some New Age mixtape when you should be getting back here at warp speed to rescue us!

Rodney: Hi. This is Rodney McKay. I'm sorry, but I can't come to the phone right now because my fingers have fallen off from frostbite.

04. Impressions (Scott Andrews)

Rodney: I stopped believing in ghosts about thirty Hallowe'ens ago.